Erectile Dysfunction

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rb to give a snout-out to the gays

Reblog if you found out the queen died from a destial meme

"You can't ship that!"

lol what are you gonna do, climb inside my mind and shut off the imagination switch?

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This kind of response always fascinates me, so while I've got you here, can I just ask: legal by what standards? Do you mean real world standards, where laws vary from country to country, and in the case of the US, state to state? Or do you mean the fictitious laws set in place in the fictional setting of the ship? What standard exactly should we use to tell people "you're not allowed to enjoy this fictional thing?"

I know you didn't mean any harm by your response, but I feel it's important to reiterate that nothing gives anyone the right to police what people do in a fictional setting, full stop. Because at the end of the day, it's fiction, it's a fantasy, none of it is real, and so real world rules and standards do not apply. So, as long as you are not actively causing harm in a real world setting (i.e. harassing real people over fictional ships) then you do you.

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a very important addition

Being on Team green is kinda like watching the original game of thrones and rooting for Joffrey and Cersi Lannister

i'm dying with tsats

spoilers to the start of tsats !!!

tsats has sort of ruined the percy jackson universe for me.

it has honestly just taken away everything i liked about the characters in the books

like, i love annabeth and percy like everyone else, but a part of me died when i read tsats and saw how they interacted at the start. their personalities completely changed. making jokes while talking about a place that gave them both trauma? not how percabeth would react (especially annabeth). how annabeth winds percy up isnt how she acts.

it's just not normal for their dyamic.

and with how they reacted to bob being why nico was going to tartarus, almost like percy didn't try and stay in tartarus to let bob go back and see the stars.

not trying to be rude but it's a bit funny how every other book by solely rick riordan is amazing and the one book he co-writes is horrible

There was only one scene with percy and annabeth, they where talking about the most traumatizing place they have ever been. So they might not be their most high energy sarcastic selves, and making jokes about that is 100% in chapter.


No personalities changed at all. The co author did change anything about the world or the chapter he gave a queer perspective to a book about queer teens.


This is honestly the most brain dead take i have seen at the sun and the star.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Completely unhinged AI spongebob quotes

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Milk

“Well if you where paying attention you would understand”

I ASKED A CLARIFYING QUESTION YOU CUNT!

I wanna love an eldritch whimsical being tenderly, be sweet to them, make them soup.

Throw back to that one time i got a sick ear infection from swimming in a dirty river, and to fix it my mother put smelly ass garlic oil in my ears, and it didn’t work. When we went to the doctors he said


“Their lymph nodes are swollen, but much more concerned about the smell coming from their ears”

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she dances in the beans, she is ready to be beaned

I wanna shitpost yet i i’ve no shitposts

I mean this from the bottom of my heart, i hope everyone reading this is either dead or does not live in the pacific northwest when the Cascadia earthquake happens 💕💕💕

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